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The Cave Has Wi-Fi T-Shirt — Plato's Allegory, Updated

The Cave Has Wi-Fi T-Shirt — Plato's Allegory, Updated

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Plato asked you to imagine prisoners chained in a cave, watching shadows on a wall and mistaking them for the world. The philosopher's job, he said, was to get out — to turn around, walk into the sunlight, and come back to tell everyone what's really out there.

He did not anticipate that we'd get comfortable.

That we'd furnish the place. Run a cable down. Improve the shadows until they were brighter and faster and more absorbing than anything waiting outside. The exit is still there. It's just that nobody's using it, because the signal in here is excellent.

The graphic shows the figure stepping out anyway — neon glare behind, valley ahead. Whether that's escape or just a better view is the part you get to decide.

Printed on 100% cotton, medium weight, with a ribbed collar and no side seams. Made to order.

Product features
- 100% cotton, medium weight (180 g/m²)
- Tubular knit, no side seams
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder taping
- DTG and DTF printing for sharp detail
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified

Care
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron, do not dry clean
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

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